NOT GOOD: It Looks Like Tyreek Hill Just Requested a Trade on Twitter

I’m convinced the Miami Dolphins will never bring me joy. These sorry motherfuckers don’t even play until Sunday, which means I should be able to make it through the week without pain, right? Wrong. Tyreek Hill feels the need to tweet, “It’s time for me to go coach.” Honestly, I don’t blame him. This franchise is pathetic. Why waste the last two or three years of your career with this sorry-ass team?

Now, could he have done it the right way and waited until the offseason to send this out? Sure. But let’s be real, it’s Tyreek Hill we’re talking about. The man has six different baby mommas—you think he cares about timing? Yeah, didn’t think so. It’s almost poetic in a way. The Dolphins find a generational talent, and somehow, we’re still here talking about how they’ll screw it up.

Hopefully, the Dolphins get at least one first-round pick back for him. But knowing this franchise, we’ll probably end up getting a third-rounder and a bag of peanuts. It’s just the way things go around here. The cycle of misery continues, and as much as I’d love to believe there’s a light at the end of the tunnel, it feels like the Dolphins just keep finding new ways to dim it.

I love it here!!!